aliov:

summer 2019 should be all about women wearing half buttoned shirts

lesbwian:

womanhood is having no clue what you actually look like because you look different everytime you look in the mirror depends on your mood

mens-rights-activia:

People: that joke is unnecessary and quite frankly not very funny. We don’t want to hear it

Comedians: b-but, that’s my emotional support offensive joke 😢

witchinghourz:

These are godless times.

Carrie (1976) dir. Brian De Palma

tanyushenka:

Rabat, Morocco
@e.i.anass

tokoshi:

me as a father 20 years from now: how was school kids? snatch any wigs today?

writeonthrough:

Ain’t. No. Fool.

milsmorales:

i’m sitting right next to her

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

crushing-velvet:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

I know we’re having a good time laughing it up at Bezos possibly losing half of his money in his divorce but please let’s stop and take a moment to realize that losing 67 billion dollars will have absolutely no impact on his quality of life, which makes for a rudimentary but functional litmus test for determining whether or not someone has too much fucking money

also his ex-wife isn’t going to do anything with that money but hoard it as well

there is nothing inherently more ethical about a female billionaire